Synopsis
Bless This House is an American CBS sitcom which starred Andrew Dice Clay and Cathy Moriarty.
Episodes
Season 11E1PilotIn the pilot episode,The Clayton's consider buying a house to move out of their dinky little apartment.
Meanwhile,Danny's best friend Jane is staying over (a lot),because as it is soon revealed,her mother is sleeping around.30m2E2A Woman's Work is Never DoneAlice applies for a job as a legal secretary,then is fired from her head cashier's position when her boss learns of the interview.
Meanwhile,Danny brings home Matthew,her first boyfriend (who is 14,two years older than her),and then is crushed when her school mates spread lewd accusations about her and Matthew.30m3E3Company Loves MiseryEver-bickering Lenny and Phyllis hope to inject some romance into their marriage by tagging along for Burt and Alice's anniversary celebration.30m4E4A Date Which Will Live in InfamyAlice and Burt are divided over whether to let 12-year-old Danny go to the movies alone with Matthew.
Meanwhile, everyone's plans are stalled when the family car is stolen while Alice is at the an ATM.30m5E5I Am Not My Sister's KeeperBurt has never been fond of his sister's boyfriend, and the latest one is no exception.30m6E6Where There's Smoke, You're FiredFrustrated by her jerk of a teenage boss at her temporary job, Alice starts smoking again -- and catches Danny in the mall washroom with a pack of cigarettes; Burt tries to resist Vicki's amorous advances.30m7E7The Road to Hell is Paved With Good IntentionsBurt's dogged by a guilty conscience when he forgets to pick up Sean from school, so he tries to make amends by getting him a puppy.30m8E8A Fight a Day Keeps the Doctor AwayThe Claytons resume their house hunting and also decide to get a new life-insurance policy, but Burt fears he won't pass the required physical exam.30m9E9Fish and Guests Stink After Three DaysAs the Claytons prepared to move into their new home, Lenny -- still feuding with his wife -- assumes he's coming along.30m10E10The Postman Always Moves TwiceBefore moving into their new home, the Claytons trash their apartment to get back at their landlord.But unforunately the new house isn't ready and their stuck in their old apartment,while the heat is on full blast and the water's cut off.30m11E11Neither a Borrower Nor a Landlord BeForced to choose between having a deranged neighbor of having ""our house foreclosed on before we even make the first mortgage payment,"" the Claytons decide to rent out their new home.30m12E12If It Ain't Broke, Break ItBurt buys an expensive reclining chair from an obnoxious salesman.30m13E13Misery on 34th StreetIt's a joyless Christmas at the Claytons' when Alice's mother Sheila arrives with unwanted advice on how to discipline Danny, leaving Burt to play referee for the feuding females.30m14E14The Bowling MethodAfter one pregnancy scare too many, Burt and Alice decide that one of them will have to undergo surgery.30m15E15One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Stereo30m16E16Natural Born ParentsWhen Danny gets an A in English, Burt and Alice are understandably proud, but then they discover it was because of her school project -- corresponding with a pen pal who happens to be a mass murderer.30m
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