Synopsis
300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirates and go on adventures with them.
Episodes
Season 11
Poseidon or BustNewt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.11m2
Finders KeepersThe Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.11m3
Little Miss SwordshineLaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.11m4
Ship WretchedThe Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.11m5
Turkey Leg of DoomWhen looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg11m6
Hair of the God11m7
Enter the OctogodNewt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.11m8
Dead Men Wear PlaidLaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.11m9
Bilge Rat ZombiesOn the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.11m10
Ghost of Ships PassedNewt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.11m11
Night of the GeminisNewt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.11m12
Ships and SalsaArmando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.11m13
All A BoredNewt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.11m14
Club FedNewt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.11m15
White WeddingArmando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.11m16
Saltiest DogsNewt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.11m17
Shrieking VioletZeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.11m18
Starboard StruckRenowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.11m19
Get KrakenNewt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.11m20
Grill of My DreamsNewt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.11m21
Penguin LawSpewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.11m22
Shop 'til You Drop AnchorNewt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.11m23
Opposites AhoyNewt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.11m24
Udder ChaosNewt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!11m25
Out of KeyDavy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.11m26
Thumb WarsNewt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.11m27
One Flew Over the Crow's NestLaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.11m28
Game OnNewt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.11m29
Licence to ThrillNewt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.11m30
Beast in ShowNewt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.11m31
Fine Feathered FiendSpewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.11m32
Lumber JerkNewt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.11m33
Father TimeLaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.11m34
Manure OverloadNewt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.11m35
No Sea for Old SaltsNewt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.11m36
Sealed FateNewt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.11m37
Blunder Down UnderNewt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.11m38
Engaged in BattleNewt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.11m39
Beggars Can't Be CruisersThe Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.11m40
Voyage of the Edam-edNewt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.11m41
Greeced LightningNewt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.11m42
The Godd CoupleNewt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.11m43
Gordon's Fish TaleNewt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.11m44
Love on the RocksNewt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.11m45
Malaise of the One EyeNewt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.11m46
The Future Is NowThe Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.11m47
Booty CampPoseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.11m48
Put Another Captain's Log on the FireNewt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.11m49
Booty NightsNewt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.11m50
Fountain of Misspent YouthThe Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.11m51
Jungle BootyNewt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!22m
Poseidon or BustNewt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.11m2Finders KeepersThe Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.11m3Little Miss SwordshineLaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.11m4Ship WretchedThe Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.11m5Turkey Leg of DoomWhen looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg11m6Hair of the God11m7Enter the OctogodNewt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.11m8Dead Men Wear PlaidLaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.11m9Bilge Rat ZombiesOn the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.11m10Ghost of Ships PassedNewt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.11m11Night of the GeminisNewt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.11m12Ships and SalsaArmando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.11m13All A BoredNewt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.11m14Club FedNewt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.11m15White WeddingArmando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.11m16Saltiest DogsNewt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.11m17Shrieking VioletZeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.11m18Starboard StruckRenowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.11m19Get KrakenNewt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.11m20Grill of My DreamsNewt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.11m21Penguin LawSpewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.11m22Shop 'til You Drop AnchorNewt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.11m23Opposites AhoyNewt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.11m24Udder ChaosNewt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!11m25Out of KeyDavy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.11m26Thumb WarsNewt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.11m27One Flew Over the Crow's NestLaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.11m28Game OnNewt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.11m29Licence to ThrillNewt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.11m30Beast in ShowNewt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.11m31Fine Feathered FiendSpewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.11m32Lumber JerkNewt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.11m33Father TimeLaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.11m34Manure OverloadNewt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.11m35No Sea for Old SaltsNewt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.11m36Sealed FateNewt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.11m37Blunder Down UnderNewt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.11m38Engaged in BattleNewt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.11m39Beggars Can't Be CruisersThe Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.11m40Voyage of the Edam-edNewt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.11m41Greeced LightningNewt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.11m42The Godd CoupleNewt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.11m43Gordon's Fish TaleNewt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.11m44Love on the RocksNewt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.11m45Malaise of the One EyeNewt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.11m46The Future Is NowThe Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.11m47Booty CampPoseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.11m48Put Another Captain's Log on the FireNewt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.11m49Booty NightsNewt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.11m50Fountain of Misspent YouthThe Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.11m51Jungle BootyNewt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!22mCast
Reviews & discussion
Sign in to see reviews and recommendations for this title, write your own, and send it to somebody.
Sign in
